The Indiana Jones

When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.

The missus doesn’t think my dick is that big, so I gave her the Indiana Jones

by Km23446 March 16, 2023

Lachlan jones

Lachlan Jones is known famously for breaking his back 22 times a year for carrying his team. His also know for breaking 4 tables a day because his quads be popin! #YeahTheGirls #FlowerPower

Lachlan Jones helped us destroy 36 tables in 1 day

by Achmahd March 6, 2019

Aiden Jones

Aiden Jones is known for his big size and is often called a fat ass. He sucks at video games because he is often texting chandler. He is also into Skylar Wilson and can often be found staring at her. He also sounds like a walrus when laughing.

"Look at that fat kid over there" says Noah
"He looks almost as big as Aiden Jones" says Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 16, 2022

Big Jones

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.

"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"

by Owuuuuuuuuuuuu October 31, 2008

Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.

"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.

by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023

Percy “Spot” Jones

Percy “Spot” Jones, formerly known as “PJ” is a singer, multi instrumentalist and a rapper who started his entertainment career in China during the mid to late nineties. He was top of his grade in every class he ever attended. In 2007, Spot moved to Australia and would make several connections with other entertainers and musicians around the country. The most prominent of which being Hendrix Taine, a bass player, singer and author/reader. Together they were an iconic duo and sold out many shows. Since 2020, Spot has been the lead singer of comedy band Wappo Zappo, formerly known as “Sex Gun”.
As of December 2024, Spot has released 20 albums/singles in his career.

Solo Career:
Spot Season (Part I & II) - 2019
Cold Cream - 2019
Hydale - 2020
Nectar - 2020
The Deal - 2020
Army Of Ants - 2020
HMMM Question Mark - 2020

WAPPO ZAPPO:

Pablo’s Album - 2020
Dragon Ball Bee - 2021
Masan Chest - 2021
The 4th Album - 2021
The Ballad Of Chazz - 2021
Funny Deluxe - 2021
The - 2021
Tales From Moe - 2021
Clogged - 2021
November Bluez - 2021
Remedies For A Damaged Brain - 2022
The’s Hex Gun - 2023

Features On:

Sandalwood - JJK9 - 2019
Gussy - Gus Fck Schulz - 2024

“I’m half black, I’m half white. Please acknowledge me.”

“Get out of the way. Out of the way eshay.”

“It could give me a skin cancer”

“Phil, you’re just not coping.”

“Who’s Your Favourite?”

“hehehehehe”

“How do you get rid of the burn on the chicken?”

“Percy “Spot” Jones that’s me buddy”

by thegwoppa December 11, 2024

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”

Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce

by acmed from footy chat November 20, 2021