New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023

New Jersey Drift

When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.

This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

New jersey giants

Dog food

I'm feeding my dog the new jersey giants tonight

by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023

Jersey Her

To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.

Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.

by Netserk November 8, 2023

Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023

Jersey juice

Confidence; self-confidence

I thought Jersey juice was an energy drink that instantly enlarges your gonads!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 19, 2023