Post-Game Swag

The swag you have after winning a match; makes you seem cooler. Can also be used after losing a match to make you look like less of a failure.

Example 1:

Person 1: Its bad enough they beat us in soccer...now they're breakin' out their post-game swag...

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey we just killed them in that basketball game. Why are they so happy and cool?

Person 2: Oh, it must be post-game swag....

by Narwhals27 October 13, 2010

Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.

Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Best post ever

When people type long nonsensical stuff on forums, comments, aim profiles etc...

I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.

That's my Best post ever

by asdf asdf blah blah blah August 23, 2006

down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

Post-game depression

That empty feeling when you finish a good game. Don’t worry, it’s natural for the games you get invested in. You’ll get over it. I’m sorry you feel this way, but it’s ok, we’ll help you through it, because gamers are bros.

I experienced Post-game depression after beating the revenge of the Sith video game.

by Random historian July 6, 2022

No Post-farm September

some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)

a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo

by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022

Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013