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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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Inside Joke

A joke that only a certain group of people will understand based on an experience the group had.
Person 1: Remember when
Person 2: Shiiit I remember haha.
Person 3: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Person 1: You weren’t there to see it, it’s an inside joke.
Person 3: Fuck well don’t I look dumb.
by J4VA January 3, 2023
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Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.
Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
by Aughh April 2, 2022
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Joke

When your friend tells you he's gay.
Nigger: Hey Brandon! I'm a gay!
Brandon: Haha, I get it. Your a joke!
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.
x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
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Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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joke

by TatiLol December 17, 2019
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