Girlfriend

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

Mitchell's Girlfriend

April Russell

There come Mitchell's Girlfriend

by Special101 February 18, 2020

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is a female boyfriend who’ll love uou no matter what
Or something you’ll never get

Person a:Hey is that your girlfriend

Person b:nah thats my boyfriend

Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah

by <>Sowwy🥺<> October 29, 2020

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

therian girlfriend

therian girlfriend, a girlfriend that identifies as a therian and is often used as a joke

tyler: bro i need a therian girlfriend

max: me too bro

by eevee lover May 8, 2024

Willie Brown’s girlfriend

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown

“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend

by MexicanCommando July 26, 2024