Carbon Free Diet

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.

Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.

by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009

D & D Free

Drug & Disease Free -- used frequently on craigslist.com

I am a single woman, 5'3", D & D Free .....

by rmpk August 1, 2006

This dick ain't free

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017

Chicago Free Lunch

Knuckle sandwich.

Punch in the mouth.

Say that again, and I'll give you a Chicago Free Lunch.

by Chi-town Al. July 17, 2009

Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

by McDousher February 4, 2012

Falutin-Free Diet

1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.

(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)

Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.

John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.

by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014

Free Spirit Hoeing

When you fuck people freely without commitment or a relationship being attached.

Sex with anyone while single.

Non committed sex with multiple people.

Bruh :I fuck whoever and give my dick to whoever want it without being in a relationship

Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship

Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.

by Choc Bloc April 28, 2020