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Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
by Slagehammer October 3, 2019
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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Ear terrorism

by Potato fan February 4, 2024
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an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
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Ear Bleeder

A person who is considered highly annoying, tiresome, irritating, etc. to the point that those around them will exaggerate and claim their ears are “bleeding” from simply listening to said person.
“We had this teacher in high school who was such an ear bleeder…”
by Mr.M3447 July 9, 2024
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my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.
Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!
by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022
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Pedal my ears

To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!
by PE4life January 12, 2022
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