An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.
(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!
(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!
(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
by N8bit July 22, 2010
Get the Ear Critmug. by Yemeyee August 9, 2012
Get the Ear Garbagemug. Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.
Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.
by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021
Get the steerage earsmug. Essentially it means hearing all the details in a piece of music.
Sounds and vibrations that others have a hard time hearing or even cannot hear at all,
allowing someone with this ear to enjoy and understand music on deeper level.
Sounds and vibrations that others have a hard time hearing or even cannot hear at all,
allowing someone with this ear to enjoy and understand music on deeper level.
by maddieha February 11, 2024
Get the Musicy earmug. 
To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"
by Van wick July 31, 2023
Get the Ear bangmug. Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.
Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it
Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it
Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
Get the playing music on numb earsmug.