Douche Mitten 

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

Douche Mitten by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

DOUCHE SACK 

A fanny pack worn around the waist, positioned in front rather behind.

"Look at that douche bag wearing that douche sack....it's so late '80s!"

DOUCHE SACK by AfterMidnight April 21, 2009

Douche Ripple 

An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.

"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."

"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."

Douche Ripple by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009

Douche Tooth 

wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness

Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.

As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.

Douche Tooth by boredinoakley October 3, 2009

Douche Bag 

Kanye West.

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*

Douche Bag by Monster_erection January 5, 2010

Douche Font 

A font that is in Old English font with a huge font size and is often bedazzled when on shirts.

Joe: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Geo: "Yeah, it was full of douche font."

Douche Font by Walrus I Am January 8, 2010

Douche Bag 

When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.

Hey babe look at all those Douche bags doing the fist pump with each other.

Douche Bag by Huantwothree March 8, 2010