ring the doorbell

walking up behind a female who is sitting down in a chair and pull your dick out and lightly smack it against the side of her neck to get her attention.

She was sitting there at the computer and I wanted some pussy, so I had to ring the doorbell.

by Alan Lenard December 25, 2007

doorknob

Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk

shut up, doorknob

by Mr M. Ister May 26, 2004

doorgasm

An orgasm brought on by slamming a door on your dick.

I was ready to go, when that bitch screamed something about not knowing me and slammed the door on my dick. I had a doorgasm right then and there.

by Pinko the Klown September 5, 2004

doorknob

A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.

She said she was so horny, she'd fuck a doorknob. I told her she could give me a turn!

by Vinny Bellarosa February 18, 2009

tequila back door

The tequila back door (tbd) requires three steps.
1) SALT- one should lick the ring of another's anus, then salt should be applied generously.
2) TEQUILA- is poured down the anus.
3) LEMON- Squirt it in your ass.

For females, the lemon, or all ingredients can be taken front door. TFD.

hey big dog, wanna do a tequila back door??

by Dick Bu$h April 2, 2007

devils doorbell

See also, Biffins bridge.

Colin: Your looking a bit pale today, mum?

Mum: Your Dad rung the devils doorbell last night.

by Chiccada February 17, 2005

Back Door Man

A song written by Willie Dixon.
Covered by "The Doors"
It is about anal sex.

Hey,have you heard that song Back Door man?
Yes,it's awesome

by Heyadoinandy January 10, 2008