by MasterKuby January 23, 2021
Get the Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your housemug. Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine
by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022
Get the Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whoremug. by susan wazowski October 8, 2019
Get the don't doorsmug. (Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy
(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy
(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."
"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."
"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."
"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
Get the cat doormug. "The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023
Get the The Door Ritualmug. A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
Get the Hot Girl Next Doormug. by Generalsau July 24, 2025
Get the Broken closet doormug.