pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

circus dog

A trick a dog performs while catching a Frisbee whereas they bounce it off of their nose one or more times before catching it in their mouth. One bounce would constitute a circus dog, two bounces would be a double circus dog, three bounces for a triple circus dog, etc.

My dog Sheeba was so lose she was pulling double circus dogs all afternoon.

by MrRockandRoll May 1, 2004

Paris Dog

A small, fashionable dog. much like many of Paris Hilton’s dogs. Usually a chihuahua or Pomeranian

“Look at that girls handbag! She has a Paris Dog stuffed in there, how cute!”

by livia:) June 1, 2021

Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery

“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”

by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023

Dog Pies

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.

"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"

by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

It is forbidden to dog

A poorly translated "No dogs allowed"

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog

by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021