When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.
GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
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I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
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Cryokeen is an American embracing all of America's best qualities, obecity, laziness and alcoholism. Whilst being a keen and astute believer of many conspiracy theories and aliens. Cryokeens maps for the multiplayer mod of Half-life titled Sven Co-op border on the inane and banal all the way to absolutely crazy LSD nightmare trip with no way out.
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The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.
He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.
He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
by Adam December 3, 2004
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