coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!

by TranTran December 15, 2011

passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.

Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.

by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023

Coffee 2.0

Why settle for Coffee (Caffeine 100mg to 160mg) when you can have Coffee 2.0? Adipex 75mg, Strattera, Modafinil 200mg, and Armodafinil 150mg can be bought from MyHotDrug.com and ModafinilXL.com. This is the cool definition.

Tony: Grab some Coffee 2.0 and power through your homework and classwork.

by GreenHexagon June 15, 2025

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

Meh cuppa coffee

A loser with no future and will die alone

Are you meh cuppa coffee

by Gunnerbummer76 July 24, 2021

Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

“If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017

Who Stole My Coffee

Dark's search on a Discord Bot

Who Stole My Coffee!!

by CocaineDude February 1, 2021