yeast cock

A guy's cock that has banged a vagina with yeast infection.

Oh man! I banged Sexie Lexie when she had a yeast infection and now my dick is red! I gots yeast cock! I'm allergic to yeast!

by bread baker May 16, 2008

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

cock skid

When you are banging some bitch from behind and your cock slips out and skids against some nonvaginal part.

Dude I was just hitting that ass and I got carried away and cock skidded her ass.

by Estes September 25, 2011

charlie cock

Violently slamming ones member into another person with the intent of causing bruising and temporary paralysis.

After taking that little purple pill, Bob went on a charlie cocking rampage.

by Broncos fans March 22, 2009

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 26, 2006