Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 13, 2006

cock cave

when a man is so obese, there is a fat roll that hangs over the cock when it is limp, therefore looking like a cave.

Damn, I couldnt find Frankies dick in the cock cave!

by Evil Juggalette February 01, 2008

cock skid

When you are banging some bitch from behind and your cock slips out and skids against some nonvaginal part.

Dude I was just hitting that ass and I got carried away and cock skidded her ass.

by Estes September 25, 2011

yeast cock

A guy's cock that has banged a vagina with yeast infection.

Oh man! I banged Sexie Lexie when she had a yeast infection and now my dick is red! I gots yeast cock! I'm allergic to yeast!

by bread baker May 17, 2008

jewish cock

A penis with no foreskin

Pj has a jewish cock

by Swag Master 1000 June 01, 2014

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 16, 2006

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 24, 2009