Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police

“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”

by yamomhaha April 8, 2022

Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.

AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s

I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

Clea

The hottest, most genuine, sex bomb you will ever meet. Very hard to miss her once she walks in to the room, and if you do miss her -- that's on you.

Guy1: wow, I had such great sex last night, we went all night -- never experienced something like that
Guy2: her name must be Clea

Ryan Gosling: I've checked everything off my bucketlist, except excperiencing a Clea

by gtbrmkld May 2, 2022

Clea

The hottest, most genuine, sex bomb you will ever meet. Very hard to miss her once she walks in to the room, and if you do miss her -- that's on you.

Guy1: wow, I had such great sex last night, we went all night -- never experienced something like that
Guy2: her name must be Clea

Ryan Gosling: I've checked everything off my bucketlist, except excperiencing a Clea

by gtbrmkld May 2, 2022