A person who is absolutely the most wonderful thing one's eyes can gaze upon. Yes, better than gold bars, supermodels, scenic spots and tasty food.
Banker: I'll give you gold bars for Christine
J: No Thanks, Christine is way better.
Friend: Yo, have you seen the chick on the cover of latest issue of Glamour?
J: Is it Christine, if not please don't taint my perception of perfection.
*At the Grand Canyon with Christine*
*only takes pictures of Christine*
*At a fine restaurant, food comes*
*Takes a picture of Christine on phone (for fb upload)*
J: No Thanks, Christine is way better.
Friend: Yo, have you seen the chick on the cover of latest issue of Glamour?
J: Is it Christine, if not please don't taint my perception of perfection.
*At the Grand Canyon with Christine*
*only takes pictures of Christine*
*At a fine restaurant, food comes*
*Takes a picture of Christine on phone (for fb upload)*
by Japper11 September 10, 2013
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A religion that could coexist with others (Satanism)if not for the stupidity and ignorance of some of its followers. Promotes love, tolerance, and bestowing love to all, worthy or not, while Satanism focuses on more human urges. If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, you turn the other cheek and pray for them (Christianity). If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, break your glass upon their head (Satanism). Satanism promotes revenge while Christianity promotes tolerance. Long story short, believe what you want but don't force your believes on me or insult mine. Revenge comes quick and without failure.
Me- Hey, aren't you new here? Want me to show you around?
Christian Bible Thumper- You're that Satanist guy! Christianity is the only true religion, accept it or burn in The Pit <dun dun dun>.Don't get any closer or I'll through Holy Water at you!
Me- Ok well I guess I'll be getting to class now.
Christian Bible Thumper throws holy water at me and succeeds in staining my shirt.
I break his arm.
^True story, minus the Holy Water, replaced original liquid with Holy Water for effect^
Christian Bible Thumper- You're that Satanist guy! Christianity is the only true religion, accept it or burn in The Pit <dun dun dun>.Don't get any closer or I'll through Holy Water at you!
Me- Ok well I guess I'll be getting to class now.
Christian Bible Thumper throws holy water at me and succeeds in staining my shirt.
I break his arm.
^True story, minus the Holy Water, replaced original liquid with Holy Water for effect^
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Often closed-minded about other religions. Also, usually, has preconceptions about many things. For example, many Christians wrote harsh definitions filled with bias for the word Muslim. Also they are sometimes hypocritical.
They are also filled with many good values. For example their are sins in Christianity that forbid them from wrong-doing. Christians are usually good people.
Often closed-minded about other religions. Also, usually, has preconceptions about many things. For example, many Christians wrote harsh definitions filled with bias for the word Muslim. Also they are sometimes hypocritical.
They are also filled with many good values. For example their are sins in Christianity that forbid them from wrong-doing. Christians are usually good people.
Christian 1 - "I hate Muslims"
Christian 2 - "Yeah. But I could never kill one that would be wrong."
Christian 1 - "Agreed."
Christian 2 - "Yeah. But I could never kill one that would be wrong."
Christian 1 - "Agreed."
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