chick with dick dude

When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!

I thought it was a girl from behind but I was wrong it's a chick with dick dude

by Jevolve March 9, 2017

Chick check

The female equivalent to "Man Check" meaning to surprise some by yelling "Chick Check!" then kick or punch that person in the crotch.

Carly: "Hey Lesa why do you have ice pack on your crotch?"

Lesa: "I was baby-sitting and the kid totally Chick Checked me."

Carly: "Ouch!"

by Malik-Metallic12 March 11, 2014

fib chick

An pretty Illinois girl who moves up to or hangs out in Wisconsin, and plumps up

Sarah is a fib chick

by Michigan Moose April 20, 2023

Chick-Fil-Age

The rage associated with the realization that Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday’s.

“How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”

by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020

Hey this chick sounds like me

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.

Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

Buffer Chick

When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.

"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."

by Oled Greg September 27, 2015