by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024

A white male, usually in his early 20s to mid-30s. He's at least 6 feet tall, handsome, and very muscular. Also known to have an exceptionally large penis. Because of these features, he develops a confident and cocky attitude, drawing the attention of many girls who all think they'll be the one to lock him down. However, Chad prefers to have a harem of beautiful women, enjoying sex with as many of them as often as he can.
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Chad, you've gotta be crazy? Do you really think I'm that shallow? I know you had sex with my friend Molly last night.
Chad: (Takes his shirt off, showing his muscles. Then unzips his jeans, letting his massive penis hang out).
Eve: Oh my god! (Covers her open mouth)
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Oh my god Yes! (Jumps into his arms)
Eve: Chad, you've gotta be crazy? Do you really think I'm that shallow? I know you had sex with my friend Molly last night.
Chad: (Takes his shirt off, showing his muscles. Then unzips his jeans, letting his massive penis hang out).
Eve: Oh my god! (Covers her open mouth)
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Oh my god Yes! (Jumps into his arms)
by EveBeauty October 4, 2022

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.
by Rinoia December 20, 2022

by alpha koa December 31, 2019

A true alpha male. Well rounded, spontaneous and ambitious. The stereotypes of this name can sometimes be way off, because douchebags gave it a bad reputation. Chad is the name of a warrior. A protector. A healer and a true king. The provider and the one you can look to.
Chad is a very responsible, respectful and spontaneous person that is filled with life and will brighten up things when you're stuck in darkness.
Give the name Chad more respect.
Smfh.
Chad is a very responsible, respectful and spontaneous person that is filled with life and will brighten up things when you're stuck in darkness.
Give the name Chad more respect.
Smfh.
by Transmuterofdarkness November 22, 2021

A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.
by pivotman October 5, 2023
