throat cake

When a guy unloads in your throat and you sit there like "Do I spit or swallow?"

*gagging* "THROAT CAKE!"

by Bumpy Chonch December 27, 2011

meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Pound cake

A euphemism for sex.

CALLIE: Wow, so you and Teddy ate pound cake together?
MARK: You’re changing the subject.
CALLIE: You like how I did that? So, how was it?
MARK: Mind-blowing. I pounded her cake, she pounded mine. Excellent pound caking.

by RentheadGleek May 5, 2011

cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006

pwn't cake

A term you use after you pwn someone on a video game. See the word pwn.

Dude, I just served you a side of pwn't cake on a silver platter, n00b!

by I'm an Outsider April 23, 2006

bake a cake

It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.

Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.

by Enik January 22, 2005

bake a cake

the act of fellatio

Betty baked a cake for Barry last night.

by larry January 1, 2004