Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

yeast cock

A guy's cock that has banged a vagina with yeast infection.

Oh man! I banged Sexie Lexie when she had a yeast infection and now my dick is red! I gots yeast cock! I'm allergic to yeast!

by bread baker May 16, 2008

Cock milk

A man's ejaculate; sperm; seed; semen; knuckle children; or penis puke.

There's no use crying over spilled Cock milk.

by Baltimore Blumpkins August 20, 2011

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 26, 2006

jewish cock

A penis with no foreskin

Pj has a jewish cock

by Swag Master 1000 June 1, 2014

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010