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Church Candy 

1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again.

2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".
Bob: "This Church candy is delicious!"
Jim: "..."
Jim: "That's the Holy Communion. The body of Jesus. NOT Church candy!"
Bob: "Still, it IS delicious..."

Priest: "Come here, Johnny. I have some... Church candy for you."
Johnny: "Ok, Reverend! I always trust people in big unmarked white vans!"
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RUSSIAN CANDY CANE 

When you jizz on a girl and then punch her in the face. This is somehow arowsing.
I gave your mom a russian candy cane thats why her favorite holiday is christmas.

candy ass 

jmac has a candy ass
candy ass by jessica November 7, 2003

cotton candy coochie 

A term first identified by an underground rap band who's mammas like to get down and dirty with local bandits of the minority persuasion. Another meaning: a really hairy bush, a vagina with lots of colors, and/or your grandmother's loose pussy.
Damn her cotton candy coochie is fine!

Korean candy 

The Korean candy used "Fuck you."
Have your Korean candy.
Korean candy by Fukuoka. September 4, 2014

Nose Candy

Slang term given to donair sauce. As in liking it so much you could snort it.
D: You like donair sauce too?
M: Yeah that shits nose candy.
Nose Candy by Thelonius Borden February 23, 2010

hard candy 

1)A creepy movie about pedophiles

2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.
Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.
hard candy by Robby Davis January 17, 2007