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empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010
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Bowl My Ravioli

The action of cupping one's nutsack/balls. The gentle hold of your palm acts as the container for the full sack as it hangs, like ravioli filling a bowl.
Dude 1: You won't believe it, man. Professor Oak let me Bowl his Ravioli.

Dude 2: Whoa man, that's like... 2 1/2nd base
Dude 1: He said it'd give me at least a B
Dude 2: What if I told you I'd give you a D if you "Bowl my Ravioli"?
Dude 1: That's gay dude.
by Legend Heart January 22, 2020
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bowl cut billy

A person with a bad haircut. Especially if it looks like their mom put a bowl on their head and cut it herself.
by Itsryyann September 9, 2013
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jersey chowder bowl

The daring act of jizzing into ones rectum and preceding to felch it back out.
Weylan: "Bro, you'll never guess what I had for dinner last night"
Stewart: "What!?"
Weylan: " A Jersey Chowder Bowl"
by J0sh W00dward May 25, 2016
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Toilet Bowl Terrorism

The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
by Chad Danger September 5, 2013
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Toilet bowl special

When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet
She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!
by Dyldylbaby September 6, 2013
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Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.
-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
by Banasy June 26, 2023
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