Bob: "I thought we had enough beer in the house to last the whole winter!?"
Fred "No mate, you've seriously under-beered, it's only November and we're down to the stubbies."
Fred "No mate, you've seriously under-beered, it's only November and we're down to the stubbies."
by fred&bob July 6, 2012
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Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).
Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".
Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).
Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".
-"Hey bro, how many beers you have in your bag?"
-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"
-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"
by Canada15 July 13, 2012
Get the Honest Beer mug.the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
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by Forty miners June 22, 2013
Get the Beer Rage mug.When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!
by 420Freetime February 3, 2012
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by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
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I had a beer tsunami when my sister floored the gas at the green light. It all came pouring out of my nose and onto my shirt.
by Mrs. Redneck January 9, 2012
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