Basedowing 

(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated dildo with an engravement dedicated to John Basedow's prodigy, Chad Martin.

I cannot believe your basedowing while Tony Little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three dicks in the ass and going at the speed of light on the Gizel.

Basedowing by Frank J.G September 8, 2008

1000000th Base 

Taking a shit in space, and having sex with the shit flying around you. When finished, smear the shit on your face and use it as face cream, whilst your parents film the act and a catholic priest cheering you on

I totes got to 1000000th base last night

Thats alot of poop

1000000th Base by Awex Skeeter March 24, 2010

Based 

positive

boosted
WOW

+++
JOSEPH KENDRICK

WOW Joseph Kendrick you are so based

Based by datbasedguy December 12, 2013

Based God

A Based God is the lowest rung on the Hip Hop Food Chain. ex: Basement God

Moe Sizlack II is such a Based God

Based God by Starkks April 10, 2010

penis baseball 

penis baseball is a game that only really gay kids like fernandez and broidleib would play where you hrow a tissue box at the "batter" who is actually using his cock as a bat

Nipple squeezing isnt the as gay as penis baseball

penis baseball by joe lucisano December 10, 2004

3rd base 

A popular clothing store in South African malls.

"Have you seen the new sneakers in 3rd Base?"

3rd base by Mark Hawkins May 27, 2004

652nd base

to be molested with a can of lynx africa, whilst standing on your head and singing the dam buster tune.

oh my gosh! i went to 652nd base last night in the gym while i was doing yoga and singing the dam buster tune by a guy with a tin of lynx africa...it was pretty good!

652nd base by AVEY April 6, 2007