Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink

OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink

by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021

ball snapper

Someone who irritates you so bad that your balls snap.
i.e. Tj Jackson

Boy Bob sure has turned into a real ball snapper!

by lays2 May 16, 2014

Ball break

When "(Matt Gallardi)" wants to make fun of "(Jack Mastrandrea)" about his gambling addiction.

Why do you have to be a ball break?

by ChiefGAGS June 22, 2023

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Ball-Inclusive

When a girl is giving a blowjob and takes her guy's cock AND balls inside her mouth.

"Baby, this feels good, but I want the Ball-Inclusive!",

"Hey man I got the Ball-Inclusive upgrade last night!",

"That mouth is so big, that's definitely Ball-Inclusive".

by Commander Kenny October 12, 2012