Pulling bacon

The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.

"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.

by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019

bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.

Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"

by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

by not bacon November 25, 2007