1337 bacon

"1337" or "leet" is a form of speak used my idiotic morons on the internet. It comes from the word "Elite", because those morons are elites amongst the rank is idiots in this world. LAWL, NAWB!!11eight

Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.

w00t! h4, u 5u><!
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)

1337 bacon sucks.

1337 bacon by ZOMFGLAWL July 20, 2008

Turkey Bacon 

A way of complimanting a jewish girl. (Usually a BBG) By means of saying that she is jewish (kosher) and hot (sizzlin)

Giiiiirl, you be turkey bacon, kosher an sizzlen

Turkey Bacon by CVR BBGS February 22, 2011

mmm bacon

the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling

(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)

mmm bacon by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009

Reagan Bacon 

The genitalia of a very old man

My grandpa gets around, i hear some 20 year old ho gave his reagan bacon a petey pablo the other night.

Reagan Bacon by dickfarter December 9, 2009

Wakin Bacon 

Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.

I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!

Wakin Bacon by jessyka77 September 2, 2013

candied bacon 

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

candied bacon by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

'Ol Bacon Neck 

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).

After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.

'Ol Bacon Neck by O11 April 29, 2014