by Chunky2425 January 06, 2009
The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 August 24, 2015
Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.
Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*
Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*
by Tingus Pingus January 09, 2022
To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."
"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
by Wildlink123 March 21, 2014
by TheReverseStranger January 22, 2018
Willie Lump Lump originated in the children's book The Legend Of Willie Lump Lump. In the book Willie Lump Lump was shrunk to miniature size when he fell in some goo. The term was popularized when a reference to "Ending up like Willie Lump Lump" was made in the 1993 film Menace II Society. Since the film the term has had different meanings over the years among different people in different areas.
You don't want to end up like Willie Lump Lump.
by VP Brandon November 04, 2022
by 3001spike October 03, 2018