stuffed potato

The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.
"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."
by Little Cougar August 22, 2008
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Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person
Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room
by rodroddy May 01, 2010
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Poop Potatos

First you freeze your poop
Then you buy potato’s
Then fertilise your potato’s with the poo
Delicious!
Evan loves his Poop Potatos
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Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions
My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex
by Zachory October 09, 2020
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idaho potato

Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato she call my at my O.J. "come now"
by Dick Big Jaquan September 23, 2017
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potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.
<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!
by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017
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Swedish Potato

A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.
We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato
by Godblessyoufellows June 13, 2018
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