noodle

your straight until your wet

Makesha is a noodle

by annonnnnn June 9, 2017

noodle and chill

Alexus and Natalie eating noodles and actually chilling.

Natalie: Lets noodle and chill!
Alexus: Okay! Be there in a minute with the noodles.

by anonymousmoscato October 9, 2016

The Resting Noodle

When a person eats a mysterious chocolate candy, possibly psychedelic, and falls into a blissful slumber

After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.

by Duber74 November 7, 2024

Back Noodling

When a person drinks to many $16 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. The drunk then begins to yell as pedestrians waking by “HEY, Where you going?” The drunk continues to speak in cursive and is forced to sit in the back middle seat to prevent them from exiting the moving vehicle prematurely.

Hey Johnny, quit acting like a fool or there is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.

by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021

Noodled

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.

Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"

by OG Druggie March 4, 2017

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.

I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.

by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019