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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner
Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner
by Mahngeat December 9, 2023
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Suicide Pose

A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
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Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
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Suicidal

Define: A person who is thinking wanting to or going to commit suicide or killing themselves
Suicidal
by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025
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carolina suicide

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex
Hey babe want a carolina suicide?
by Philma wood October 13, 2023
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