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Post Orgasmic Bliss

A state of not being able to move. Ie when you are still buzzed from cumming after sex.
Natasha was in post orgasmic bliss after intense phone sex with Pharell
by Cody306 July 17, 2015
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post-poo relief

The euphoric feeling in your belly after dropping a big load.
Load, crap, shit, pleasure,post-poo relief
by leb_katt October 29, 2013
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Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Best post ever

When people type long nonsensical stuff on forums, comments, aim profiles etc...
I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.

That's my Best post ever
by asdf asdf blah blah blah August 23, 2006
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Post-VR Dissonance

Post-VR Dissonance is a feeling users that are new to Virtual Reality devices often experience after using the console. Some feelings include feeling like you're remotely controlling yourself, a need to touch something to feel grounded, and possibly symptoms of Motion Sickness. After a few days the dissonance disappears and using VR and regular life become second nature. It is recommended to not use VR applications that use Joystick movement, high intensity games, or very long experiences in VR when one is new to the platform, as these can possibly worsen the effects of Post-VR Dissonance.
Clyde played a high intensity VR game the first day he used his headset, and felt Post-VR Dissonance because of it.
by M. D, VR Enthusiast August 16, 2020
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post boredom depression

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.
-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.
by Jeffy_912 March 4, 2015
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Post Eurovision Depression

The depression you get around the middle of may, when you realize this year's Eurovision is over and wont happen again with the same artists. This may get especially worse near September when the next years Eurovision season officially starts
"Hey are you excited for next year's Eurovision? "

"No... I still have post Eurovision depression... "
by Olahatesyou October 13, 2023
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