Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017

Zooted

Being very obnoxious

You were zooted bro..

by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017

Zooted

When you are extremely high.

I'm fucking zooted bro, I can't smoke anymore Candace.

by skeetrag June 24, 2017

Zooted

To be off some sort of drug(weed,alcohol,lean,oxy;so on)

Yooo we were zooted last night

by Lt.Thot October 14, 2017

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018