Stands for a photo developed and sold on the same day it was taken. (The term is commonly used by race day photographers. ZDP is commonly used but not limited to the subjects of running, biking, swimming, football, basketball, tennis, golf, race car, or fishing photography.)
Can be used like, "Hey, do you have any zero day photos of this event? I want to get mine today!" or "Do you know where I can get some zero day photos of this event? I want some photos that were taken of me from this race but I want them now!" Zero day photo is sometimes used in the form of an acronym like, "Hey, you have any ZDP's of this event?"
by John K. Photographer January 11, 2009
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2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
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A downloadable video game clone of Guitar Hero. However, Neversoft decided it was too much like Guitar Hero, and sued it's ass. Despite Neversoft really not being allowed to sue them for anything, because some Japanese company owns the rights to rhythm video games that have guitars in them, Guitar Zero took down their website to go and make the game "Less Guitar Hero-ey".
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by bootswalker March 20, 2009
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It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.
It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.
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