A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
by Nick D September 9, 2005
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October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...
Hey Billy!
Hey Sarah!
Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah
Hey Sarah!
Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah
by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018
Get the make your dad buy you starbucks day mug.Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!
Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.
by Poison2793 May 20, 2022
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Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....
by George May 2, 2005
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Get the suck your dad mug.A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.
It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.
It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
by Yr Mum, Yr Dad......Yr Grandma March 17, 2011
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