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Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants! 

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

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treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played 

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.
Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

despite everything, it's still you 

A phrase from the game Undertale, that has stuck with us ever since we first read that line.
even though you killed all those monsters, even though you try, and try again to eradicate us all, despite everything, it's still you.

that's how you do its 

Unnecessary plural used for the word "it", otherwise meaning "that is how you do it".
Qoolz! That's how you do its!

what's eating you 

Hey, Its been a long time, what's eating you
what's eating you by Balbino July 17, 2007

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. 

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

An A-press is an A-press, you can't say it's only a half

A meme made by TJ "Henry" Yoshi which appeared in pannenkoek2012's "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A-presses (Commentated)" video.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: "An A-press is an A-press, you can't say it's only a half.
pannenkoek2012: Well, TJ """"""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""" Yoshi, hear me out.