klepto yeti

A large, hairy, and white male who possesses an almost snow-like complexion and has an unquenchable thirst for thievery. Commonly dwells in the more temperate southern regions of the world and is a relative of the northeastern yetty.

Blight! My jumpdrive's gone... damn klepto yeti must've ganked it when I went to the bathroom.

by That Nick Guy May 4, 2006

Sex Yeti

A creature who sexually preys on his/her friends during periods of birthday celebration. The beast feeds off the insobriety of the birthday goers and lures them back to its velvet lined den where it performs a gruesome yet mesmorising dance which selectively paralyses all but the intromittent organs of the individual. The Sex Yeti wields no physical weapons but uses more deceptive methods of persuasion; luring pheromones and the deception of physical arrousal.

1) "Oh no here comes the Sex Yeti! Quick everyone hide the women and children, get the dogs and pitch forks and cut off your genitals!!!"

by Ebobs May 11, 2010

Pink Yeti

Where you put your penis (and only your penis) into the freezer and it gets frosty

Bill:- Last night i got bored and decided to give myself a Pink Yeti, wanna see?
Sandra:- Sure

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 18, 2017

yeet the yeti

When you nut all over her hair and throw her across the room so she screeches like a yeti

Jimmy loves to yeet the yeti every time he can.

by Joesefica mamacita November 13, 2019

Iron Yeti

Iron Yeti is an Iron Horse but with the enhancement of snow. see iron horse sex acts

Iron yeti is an enhanchment of the popular sex act Iron Horse. To exacute a Iron Yeti you MUST exercise extreme caution, first the female lies down in preferably snow but any cold surface will have the desired effect. Female must be sexually aroused. The male then takes aim at the ladies genitalia and tosses a few snowballs. Once the female is cold the male runs at the female dives into the air and shouts out IRON YETI. To exacute the Iron Yeti the male must penetrate the females vagina Once penetration has been achieved the sharp coldness off the snow and warmth of the females vagina will enhance sexual satisfaction massively for both parties. EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED

by RPM (rutting park massive) September 27, 2010

meat yeti

When a slamdance rambunctiously whamboogies during a hailstorm; usually accompanied by extreme elbow sausage and a large thump in the ground. Bestial pedophiliacs are bound to follow directly, along with tube dragons and even more meat yetis. This is when we reach the axis of the universe..

Yo, what'd you do with my meat yeti?

by moonis kline May 18, 2006

urban yeti

sweet looking game for Game Boy Advance. features a yeti who can either destroy the city, or try to hide from the citizens in the city.

Hey, have you seen the box cover of the Game Boy Advance game? Pretty sweet, eh. Look at it at www.amazon.com.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003