A creature who sexually preys on his/her friends during periods of birthday celebration. The beast feeds off the insobriety of the birthday goers and lures them back to its velvet lined den where it performs a gruesome yet mesmorising dance which selectively paralyses all but the intromittent organs of the individual. The Sex Yeti wields no physical weapons but uses more deceptive methods of persuasion; luring pheromones and the deception of physical arrousal.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods