won, to, free, for

When you want to say that English is fucked up without saying that English is fucked up.

"English isn't that bad"
Really, lemme count for you. Won, to, free, for.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

They won because of the Refs

What butt hurt NFL fans say when either their team loses or Tom Brady wins.

Man, that guy is such a sore loser and he claimed that they won because of the Refs. I mean, losing sucks, but come on man, get a grip already!

by PhoenixGamer34 February 16, 2021

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer July 22, 2013

Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.

Vietnam won on paper.

by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024

jai won

a scenario in which louis sucks

jai won because louis sucks dick

by jai won January 05, 2022

jai won

jai destroyed louis

jai won cause louis sucks dick

by jai won January 05, 2022

Don Won Poupon

In the My Chemical Romance interview on WSOU New Jersey in 2003, it's what Otter called himself during the interview.
Great way to confuse rich people.

Rich person: "Grey Poupon?"
You: "No, Don Won Poupon."
Rich Person: "Wait, wut. o_o"

by KilljoysNeverDie July 02, 2011