Won’

Wo not.

Shan’t = shall non
Can’t = can not
Won’t = wo not

by Jaymcfay January 30, 2021

They won because of the Refs

What butt hurt NFL fans say when either their team loses or Tom Brady wins.

Man, that guy is such a sore loser and he claimed that they won because of the Refs. I mean, losing sucks, but come on man, get a grip already!

by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2021

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

Don Won Poupon

In the My Chemical Romance interview on WSOU New Jersey in 2003, it's what Otter called himself during the interview.
Great way to confuse rich people.

Rich person: "Grey Poupon?"
You: "No, Don Won Poupon."
Rich Person: "Wait, wut. o_o"

by KilljoysNeverDie July 7, 2011

won, to, free, for

When you want to say that English is fucked up without saying that English is fucked up.

"English isn't that bad"
Really, lemme count for you. Won, to, free, for.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

or the terrorists have won

basically, it's used in the following ways:

1. the best excuse to get what you want.
2. A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
You name it

Admit you absolutely love male & female characters to the point you want to jack off to Rule 34 porn of them or have actual "Sex" with them or the terrorists have won

admit you secretly like/love listening to Skrillex's whole discography, Taylor Swift's whole discography, Rebecca Black's Friday, Justin Bieber's Baby, Aqua's Barbie, Spice Girl's Wannabe, Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind, Design The Skyline's Surrounded By Silence or the terrorists have won

Respect furries & their fetishes or the terrorists have won
Play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won
Party like a wild animal and get wasted and have sex like there's no tomorrow or the terrorists have won
Give all the human rights to LGBTQ+ people or the terrorists have won
Vote for Donald Trump or the terrorists have won
Harvest all the Little Sisters & kill all allies in Bioshock 1 & 2 or the terrorists have won
Kill Ashley Graham in Resident Evil 4 or the terrorists have won

by DarkWolfLord666 January 5, 2024

or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.

Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024