The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.
Example 1: Professional Setting
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
by slick50 December 28, 2009
Get the Double Hosemug. clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
by Xeroman March 20, 2016
Get the clamped hosemug. When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
by Finlonger September 25, 2014
Get the The garden hosemug. When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).
1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.
2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!
2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!
by B-Bone January 17, 2010
Get the Tiv-Hosedmug. "God damn!"
"what?"
"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"
"what?"
"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"
by BurningEagle23 April 10, 2020
Get the Style Hosingmug. When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.
by wammybammy October 26, 2016
Get the Gay Hosedmug. She's always hanging around the Fire Station....I think she's looking for a Hose to handle. Women like her are Hose Hunters
by Shayquandah April 17, 2014
Get the Hose Huntermug.