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Wisconsin Fist

To show solidarity with Wisconsin and the middle class in opposition to corporate control of government.
I raise my Wisconsin Fist to my brothers and sisters in Wisconsin who rallied for WEEKS in February, 2011 to protect worker's rights for America.
Wisconsin Fist by sixtracks March 15, 2011

wisconsin leaf blower 

When someone farts in one's oral cavity, then person with said fart in their mouth proceeds to blow fart into 3rd parties mouth.
Julie said "that Wisconsin Leaf Blower left a pungent taste in my mouth"

Wisconsin Whiteout 

When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm
Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."

Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"

Wisconsin Suitcase 

A six-pack of Old Style tall-boy beers. (16 ounce cans)
Ready to go fishing?
Yeah, I brought my Wisconsin Suitcase.
What about a pole?
Nah, I'm set.
Wisconsin Suitcase by duck1545 June 13, 2011

Wisconsin Buttery 

The act of lubricating your veiny, girthy shaft with a melted, moist ©Land O Lakes stick of butter and proceeding to stuffing your buttered-up cock into that tight vagina (starchy sex is the best sex).
In order to bring some much needed life into our marriage, I surprised my wife with the good ol' Wisconsin Buttery.

Wisconsin Drunk

The most drunk a person can be and still basically function.

For a TRUE Wisconsinite, my experience is that this is somewhere around 30 to 40 beers for the average male and about 15 to 25 for the average WI female (add 1 beer for every 10 lbs of body weight over 200 lbs).

Wisconsin drunk is normally accomplished in an all day drinking fest centered around Packers games, vacationing out of state in large packs, or any time there is something remotely resembling an excuse for drinking. It is almost ALWAYS done while eating 3 or more brats.
Sven: Oh man. I woke up soooooo hunover this mornin'. I couldn't find my caar. My face was stuck to da floor and I still had a beer in one hand and a half eatin' brat in tha other. I didn't even know who won the paackers' game...? Whoa whadda night!

Ole: Oooo. Sounds like you got Wis-caaahnsin drunk last night Sven. I would tell you what you did but I don't remember cuz I was Wis-caaahnsin drunk too!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wisconsites are generally very friendly. Here is an example of what an out-of-stater might here shortly before going "Wisconsin drunk": "Hiya!! Welcome to Wis-caaahnsin!!! Here's a beer and here's a brat!!!!!" (They are being nice but you should FEAR those words)
Wisconsin Drunk by Ewstevens3 March 29, 2010