When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 9, 2010
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By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
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George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.
Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.
by Super Dave February 11, 2004
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Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
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