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Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.
Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.
Related Words

stiff and wesson 

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

dirty smith and wesson 

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.
That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

Glaxo Smith and Wesson 

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve
Glaxo Smith and Wesson by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Charles M. Westington 

Host of the very famous the Charlie show™. He is the host with the most and is famous for he's frequent guests of bal, man, and the lord and savior Jesus Christ. he is followed by his cast, crew, and audience members Alex, firework, Abe, sub ink, emvi, BornAlegend, and the very famous ProBot.
"omg i love Charles M. Westington, host of the Charlie show™"