organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

by Grnspd July 20, 2017

Dirty Welder

The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.

I pulled a Dirty Welder last night

by FurGOD December 2, 2019

Welfare

adjective-
a word used to describe bad/inferior/pointless things and/or versions of things.

Mohamed: Guess what, guys! I just got COD4!
Kurt: No, man! That's such a welfare game!
Tyler: Yeah 'hamed, go get your money back from the welfare shop you bought it from, you noob!

by Harry Pasek May 21, 2008

Welfare Breeder

A person who has never worked and lives on Welfare (or Social assistance) and only has children so they can get a larger welfare cheque.

Welfare breeders typically turn their children into welfare breeders, promoting their offspring not to work because the government will pay for everything they need and selling drugs will pay for anything else.

Yeah Monica is a 2nd generation welfare breeder.

by Crazy Dea January 20, 2009

Welfare Juice

A highly sweetend drink usually bought at convienience stores for .99 cents a gallon. It consists of mainly water, sugar and some fruit flavor. Also, the amount you drink seems to be disproportionate to the amount in the jug.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm thirsty, but I only have a dollar.
Guy 2: Let's get some Welfare Juice at the local convieniece store.

by Sir Britt May 31, 2006

welder's and brickstone

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.

Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

by Tom Polett January 16, 2010

welfare wench

A person, usually female, who has children and milks the system for all the government assistance they can get. This person usually has no life goals and makes absolutely no plans for economic self-sufficiency, generally assuming that they will be able to live off of the government forever. In the most extreme cases these individuals will not only live off welfare, but will also take in a baby daddy, unbeknownst to the welfare office. The goal of this is extra income and to help baby daddy avoid paying his own child support.

Yeah, ever since he got that welfare wench pregnant he hasn't been coming around to see his other kids and he stopped paying his child support too. Damn skanks messing up the system for the rest of us.

by TyAdalyn August 31, 2010