Noun- A dick
Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.
Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.
Tim: Lets go weening!
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm
George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!
Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm
George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!
Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt
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A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
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(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
"Bartender looked at me like I was insane, but after his first Green Ween he made three more."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
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And knock on their neighbours door, ually between rival families, and fight them for sweets
And knock on their neighbours door, ually between rival families, and fight them for sweets
Julie: Are you going to Dad'ween this year?
Jim: No, last year I got punched, by Bill, so hard that my only adult tooth got buried in his knuckle.
I didn't even get the sweets...
Jim: No, last year I got punched, by Bill, so hard that my only adult tooth got buried in his knuckle.
I didn't even get the sweets...
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Get the Dad'ween mug.Similar to a pheen a ween is a person known for lingering around for large periods of time usually at shops, compounds, trap houses where large amounts of drugs typically meth is being used. They will smoke all your shit, hit your stem, drink your bong water, lick your bag, carpet surf etc for a ghost hit. Their only contribution to this 24/7 trailer trapping lifestyle is exchanging of sexual favors, their children’s belongings, or stolen merchandise such as jerky, seasoning, meat from local meat market where her bf/ roommate withholds employment whom is in complete oblivion of who she really is.
L.O. “Hey Jorde heard you had a bag. I’ll clean your shop for $60 bucks & some shit….”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”
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