a somewhat random person you use to "keep you warm" even though you are really interested in someone else. While touching or kissing the "warm body" you think of the person you actually want.
Steve used Stacey as a warm body last night because Lilly was ignoring him.
Stacey was mad when she found out she was Steve's warm body because she thought she deserved more respect.
Stacey was mad when she found out she was Steve's warm body because she thought she deserved more respect.
by Feather333 November 04, 2013
A ‘Warm Jill’ is the act of pooping in your fathers tube sock and pummeling your partner like you’re Indiana Jones in the last crusade. If you had recently eaten a Baby Ruth and one of the peanuts rips a hole through the sock, contacting the skin, then you have proven yourself as a gifted individual and Jill would be proud.
Brecky got me what I wanted for my bar mitzvah, so I waited till she fell asleep and treated her to a warm jill.
by breckymcpooperson July 17, 2010
by Missmelrocks February 12, 2012
The act of defecating on another's forehead with only a piece of cling wrap separating the feces from the forehead. Similar to the hot karl and the cold karl.
by Schnizzle October 15, 2003
A guy takes a dump on a woman while she is covered by plastic wrap as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Cold Carl."
by Deuce September 24, 2003
The Climate Research Unit's (CRU) hacked email and software code has shown Global Warming is actually just Fauxbal Warming.
by Unspellable December 08, 2009
a route chosen, often in winter, that leads through heated buildings to escape intense cold, snow and other winter weather. Similar to a short-cut but does not usually reduce travel time, in fact, if often increases the length of the trip.
Person 1: It is so cold out and we still have half of campus to cross.
Person 2: Don't worry man, let's hang a left and take the warm cut through the library.
Person 2: Don't worry man, let's hang a left and take the warm cut through the library.
by vanhoved_10 June 23, 2009