The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time

After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.

by Andy Richter December 26, 2006

Corporate Wank-Wank

The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.

"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"

by Sphinx6027 May 21, 2009

Wank

This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.

Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd

by Manbungoed August 22, 2010

wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum

When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair

by Ballsballs November 12, 2013

Wank

Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)

1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder

That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!

by A.J.O February 28, 2008

wanked

When you badly miskick a football (soccer ball)

There's Rooney right in front of the goal!!!
Oh...He's wanked it!!!

by Anthony13 January 8, 2006

wank

a rude welsh/scottish term that means fag, the other version, wanker, means faggot.

scottish guy: Oi, look at that british guy!
welsh guy: yeah, hes such a wank

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 16, 2017