Wank

1.Can be used as offensive word, and also used as "Jerk"
2. Sexual activity

"Oi, wanker!"
"Go jerk off, wanker!"
"Fuck off wank stain."
"Fuck off wanker!"
"Stop being a wanker."

by John Cocksucka March 18, 2015

wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003

Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.

Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.

by graud999 July 5, 2009

wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

by chickunman June 15, 2003

Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Ali Ansari wanks off to Sly.

by yeee yo May 11, 2006

Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

by ageing_for_c December 11, 2012